skyblock rizz

[mrxp]

marina @MarinaSimp

unfortunately there are no recorded examples in game of marina's rizz, as she is not known to canonically have a spouse or significant other. this is good for @MarinaSimp because it means less competition, but i will add marina to the poll nonetheless

 

[EnderTheJohnie]

different 4 letter word starting with a c

thanks that doesn't help at all

unfortunately there are no recorded examples in game of marina's rizz, as she is not known to canonically have a spouse or significant other. this is good for @MarinaSimp because it means less competition, but i will add marina to the poll nonetheless

fishing rod exists in-game

 

[mrxp]

thanks that doesn't help at all

the dwarven kings are all c**ks

 

[celloturtle2022]

the dwarven kings are all c**ks

c**ks c**king each other?????

 

[Huvo]

c**ks c**king each other?????

Cooks cooking each other... a delicious buffet, of course!

Who doesn't love food? Especially kings who are working all day and all night, they've got to fuel up somehow!

 

[EnderTheJohnie]

Cooks cooking each other... a delicious buffet, of course!

of cooks?

 

[Huvo]

of cooks?

Oh nah bro, noooooo! Don't make me think of that image in my head!!

 

[mrxp]

Oh nah bro, noooooo! Don't make me think of that image in my head!!

you were the one who turned it from polygamy into cannibalism

 

[celloturtle2022]

you were the one who turned it from polygamy into cannibalism

they are pretty similar ngl
one of them is making food
the other is eating it

 

[EnderTheJohnie]

they are pretty similar ngl
one of them is making food
the other is eating it

 

[Huvo]

you were the one who turned it from polygamy into cannibalism

Wha-

I-

HUH??

 

[mrxp]

ok i might consider adding like 2 of the dwarven kings, y'all can vote on which one based on queen mismyla's dialogue

 

[EnderTheJohnie]

ok i might consider adding like 2 of the dwarven kings, y'all can vote on which one based on queen mismyla's dialogue

the one she likes most (she says something about him trying hard at some game I forgor) and the one she hates most (7th favorite or smth)

 

[mrxp]

him trying hard at some game I forgor

tic tac toe?

 

[mrxp]

^^^^

 

[EnderTheJohnie]

tic tac toe?

probably
but I forgot which game

 

[GiantWizard]

i just listed everyone in sb who is canonically married or dating

are you promoting cheating

 

[mrxp]

are you promoting cheating

no, I'm just asking which npc we think has the most rizz

for example, joliet got someone to commit actual murder because she had so much rizz that fink couldn't bear seeing her with someone else

the goblin queen won't let anyone near her unless they smell like her husband

etc

 

[EnderTheJohnie]

are you promoting cheating

if this is what you thought of
please don't read the replies of this thread