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It's finally here! My (sort of) joke post containing the best bad ideas for skyblock!!
Without further ado...
hehe funny number
Without further ado...
- melon dicer rng meter
- scavenged iron hammer is now rift transferable
- grappling hook can be dungeonized
- bane of arthropods enchant can now be placed on personal deletors
- 576 stone can be crafted into 1 hardstone
- when enchanted with titan killer 7, the hunter knife has double its effect in potato minions
- 1000 fossil dust can be used to get 1 derelict ash
- 1% chance to drop a hemovibe when breaking effigies in the rift
- 160 gold nuggets can be crafted into an enchanted golden nugget, 9 of which can be crafted into an enchanted gold ingot
- the royal resident will now change wool color after counting down to 337 and then switch back at 288
- gift the fish can now be eaten
- if a wolf and black cat pet are next to each other in the exp share menu, they will fight each other, reducing exp gained by 14%
- omega eggs are now stackable
- hitting the puzzler with a rift prism caused him to give double powder for that day, but consumes the rift prism
- the /is command is now multiplicative
- suspicious stew lasts 2x longer if consumed during the mythological ritual
- staff of the rising moon now has a sapphire gemstone slot
- you can now get spam calls on your abiphone
- 160 enchanted clay blocks can be crafted into super enchanted clay blocks
- using the textbook on rift ferret or jerry pets triples their intelligence
- blindness potions last 10% longer duration
- the dante ring can now be crafted with 9 dante talismans (it’s the same mp)
- the grandma npc in the rift now appears upside down on australian independence day
- 3IQ Points accessory
- stock of stonks is now legendary rarity
- roots on the barn island are now mineable
- your chocolate factory workers can go on strike
- using a great spook wand on a jungle log will revert the effect of the sculptor’s axe
- artifact of control is now required to vote for mayor elections
- ice collection 7 now requires 15k ice instead of 10k ice
- Dragons can go extinct
- Armadrillo pet item
- the argofay doorholder now can have an abiphone contact, except you can’t transfer your abiphone to the rift
- collecting from the composter on wednesdays will cancel your active slayer quest for sven t2
- killing sheep resets your chili pepper collection if you haven’t defeated tarantula broodfather t1
- after getting enchanting 37, the skyblock level requirement to enter the rift decreases by 1
- the cost of rusty’s items is increased by 0.1% for every skyblock level over 500
- 1% chance when applying the perfect reforge to perfect diamond armor to make it super duper absolutely perfect instead of absolutely perfect, just a cosmetic change
- tree-like wool is now rift-exportable and sells for 2.3 coins
- spooky cupcakes can be salvaged for 0 sun gecko essence
- failed atomic bomb - crafted with 9 infiniboom tnt, this item only displays the cosmetic effect of superboom tnt with none of the functional effect (1s cooldown)
- obfuscated 4 trophy fish
- MARINA gains a 5th perk
- dirt sack - sold by dirt guy npc on december 5 and april 22; can hold up to 100k dirt blocks
- defuse kit is now rift-transferable and used in the cost for harmonious surgery toolkit
- new m7 boss fight song
- macroers on the garden will be chased by a giant rat who forces them to complete an advanced calculus problem, if they get it incorrect their account gets ratted
- 1.765 x 10^29 diamond atoms can be used to craft 1 diamond
- booooooooooster cookie - lasts 5x as long as normal booster cookie but costs 5x as much
- master tactician fink is now called master tactician stink
- I (Nick) get added as a chocolate factory rabbit (deep caverns resident)
- shimmering light armor gives 10% more experience from ALL sources if all 4 pieces have the experience attribute at level 10
- all npcs and skinned mobs use derpy’s skin when he is mayor
- small brain enchant can be obtained from dungeon chests, with a 2% chance per failed puzzle in the dungeon run
- the “glacial” reforge is renamed to the “supercool” reforge
- paul mayor is removed
- rock pet skin for every block in the game
- “ouchy” accessory power - same stats as itchy but switch strength and crit damage, unlocked with 9 small dancers(unsoulbound), crafted with 4 tiny dancer talismans each
- hub lobbies limited to 5 players each
- bingo now starts on the second day of the month instead of the first
- waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs replace the skyblock menu item on corresponding versions
- the f6 giants have a small chance to have their name replaced with “ur mom”
- it now costs coins to empty automatic shipping minion hoppers, scaling with the amount of coins stored
- glow squid pet - does the same thing as a normal squid but it glows (not really though)
- livid dagger crit chance is doubled
- bow of the universe now plays rap music when firing arrows
- rotary telephone - new accessory which only gives magic power after sb year 1892
- dojo lobbies - we have listened to your concerns, and now all dojo activities will take place in a single server, separate from the crimson isle. oh, and you have to wait in line with other players
- stranded players can craft booster cookies with 9 enchanted cookies
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44 - december 5 = national soil day; april 22 = earth day
48 - 1 x 10^22 carbon atoms in a 1 carat diamond * 17,550,000 carats in a minecraft diamond
51 - my friend has a deep caverns resident chocolate factory rabbit named after her so i wanna be there too
48 - 1 x 10^22 carbon atoms in a 1 carat diamond * 17,550,000 carats in a minecraft diamond
51 - my friend has a deep caverns resident chocolate factory rabbit named after her so i wanna be there too
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