Funny Guy Wishes He Was Good

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For those interested, the replay code to this game is /replay e691c7ca-6d50-49aa-a07c-03ab09b3884f #9379d018 I am on the red team.


Welcome back to storytime with Darble. This kind of story is something that happens quite a bit actually, and its not something I would normally make a thread about, but I thought this guy was particularly idiotic as far as angry sweats come.
The game started out rather wholesomely, another player in the game, white team, and I exchanged compliments immediately after the game started.
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Quickly however, my first rush decided to ruin it.
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An average accusation, though surprising that it came from a 350 star, I wasn't very phased by this. I like talkative players. After watching the replay of course, I took completely normal kb in the fight, but as with most hackusations, that would be beside the point. Gray did go on to make a few more excuses,
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While white team's statement in the first screenshot was funny, I think the more notable screenshot was the second one. We traded hits in the fight (I got a doublehit but I was outgeared,) at about a 2 block distance. I don't know if this person has ever fought a 100ms player before, but ironically the middle ping range has the hits that are the most understandable by both high and low pingers, and my ping was quite normal. More importantly though, was my response, which prompted the following sequence of events which inspired the thread.
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bro has never heard of a casual player before lmaoo. Yeah so hes not wrong.
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If anyone were to look at the 2 players, it would be very easy to say that the first would probably beat the second, however stats don't equal skill.
also I normally dont make fun of stats but nice daily bro
daily but cool.png

DAILY.png

and solo daily is even better


okay probably nobody found this funny except me but yes thread you're welcome
 
For those interested, the replay code to this game is /replay e691c7ca-6d50-49aa-a07c-03ab09b3884f #9379d018 I am on the red team.


Welcome back to storytime with Darble. This kind of story is something that happens quite a bit actually, and its not something I would normally make a thread about, but I thought this guy was particularly idiotic as far as angry sweats come.
The game started out rather wholesomely, another player in the game, white team, and I exchanged compliments immediately after the game started.
View attachment 3182834
Quickly however, my first rush decided to ruin it.
View attachment 3182837
An average accusation, though surprising that it came from a 350 star, I wasn't very phased by this. I like talkative players. After watching the replay of course, I took completely normal kb in the fight, but as with most hackusations, that would be beside the point. Gray did go on to make a few more excuses, View attachment 3182839
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View attachment 3182844
While white team's statement in the first screenshot was funny, I think the more notable screenshot was the second one. We traded hits in the fight (I got a doublehit but I was outgeared,) at about a 2 block distance. I don't know if this person has ever fought a 100ms player before, but ironically the middle ping range has the hits that are the most understandable by both high and low pingers, and my ping was quite normal. More importantly though, was my response, which prompted the following sequence of events which inspired the thread.
View attachment 3182841
bro has never heard of a casual player before lmaoo. Yeah so hes not wrong.
View attachment 3182843
image.png

If anyone were to look at the 2 players, it would be very easy to say that the first would probably beat the second, however stats don't equal skill.
also I normally dont make fun of stats but nice daily bro
View attachment 3182842
DAILY.png

and solo daily is even better


okay probably nobody found this funny except me but yes thread you're welcome
didn't read the thread... BUT HI DARBLE I SIMP FOR U
title looks like a dhar mann video
 
For those interested, the replay code to this game is /replay e691c7ca-6d50-49aa-a07c-03ab09b3884f #9379d018 I am on the red team.


Welcome back to storytime with Darble. This kind of story is something that happens quite a bit actually, and its not something I would normally make a thread about, but I thought this guy was particularly idiotic as far as angry sweats come.
The game started out rather wholesomely, another player in the game, white team, and I exchanged compliments immediately after the game started.
View attachment 3182834
Quickly however, my first rush decided to ruin it.
View attachment 3182837
An average accusation, though surprising that it came from a 350 star, I wasn't very phased by this. I like talkative players. After watching the replay of course, I took completely normal kb in the fight, but as with most hackusations, that would be beside the point. Gray did go on to make a few more excuses, View attachment 3182839
View attachment 3182840
View attachment 3182844
While white team's statement in the first screenshot was funny, I think the more notable screenshot was the second one. We traded hits in the fight (I got a doublehit but I was outgeared,) at about a 2 block distance. I don't know if this person has ever fought a 100ms player before, but ironically the middle ping range has the hits that are the most understandable by both high and low pingers, and my ping was quite normal. More importantly though, was my response, which prompted the following sequence of events which inspired the thread.
View attachment 3182841
bro has never heard of a casual player before lmaoo. Yeah so hes not wrong.
View attachment 3182843
image.png

If anyone were to look at the 2 players, it would be very easy to say that the first would probably beat the second, however stats don't equal skill.
also I normally dont make fun of stats but nice daily bro
View attachment 3182842
DAILY.png

and solo daily is even better


okay probably nobody found this funny except me but yes thread you're welcome
he’s not that great cuz im like 1/2 his star level and i have more finals

so he can’t really flex with that and wishes he was good. cool story!
 
For those interested, the replay code to this game is /replay e691c7ca-6d50-49aa-a07c-03ab09b3884f #9379d018 I am on the red team.


Welcome back to storytime with Darble. This kind of story is something that happens quite a bit actually, and its not something I would normally make a thread about, but I thought this guy was particularly idiotic as far as angry sweats come.
The game started out rather wholesomely, another player in the game, white team, and I exchanged compliments immediately after the game started.
View attachment 3182834
Quickly however, my first rush decided to ruin it.
View attachment 3182837
An average accusation, though surprising that it came from a 350 star, I wasn't very phased by this. I like talkative players. After watching the replay of course, I took completely normal kb in the fight, but as with most hackusations, that would be beside the point. Gray did go on to make a few more excuses, View attachment 3182839
View attachment 3182840
View attachment 3182844
While white team's statement in the first screenshot was funny, I think the more notable screenshot was the second one. We traded hits in the fight (I got a doublehit but I was outgeared,) at about a 2 block distance. I don't know if this person has ever fought a 100ms player before, but ironically the middle ping range has the hits that are the most understandable by both high and low pingers, and my ping was quite normal. More importantly though, was my response, which prompted the following sequence of events which inspired the thread.
View attachment 3182841
bro has never heard of a casual player before lmaoo. Yeah so hes not wrong.
View attachment 3182843
image.png

If anyone were to look at the 2 players, it would be very easy to say that the first would probably beat the second, however stats don't equal skill.
also I normally dont make fun of stats but nice daily bro
View attachment 3182842
DAILY.png

and solo daily is even better


okay probably nobody found this funny except me but yes thread you're welcome
its funny
also good thing someone has the respect to hide the opponents name
 
For those interested, the replay code to this game is /replay e691c7ca-6d50-49aa-a07c-03ab09b3884f #9379d018 I am on the red team.


Welcome back to storytime with Darble. This kind of story is something that happens quite a bit actually, and its not something I would normally make a thread about, but I thought this guy was particularly idiotic as far as angry sweats come.
The game started out rather wholesomely, another player in the game, white team, and I exchanged compliments immediately after the game started.
View attachment 3182834
Quickly however, my first rush decided to ruin it.
View attachment 3182837
An average accusation, though surprising that it came from a 350 star, I wasn't very phased by this. I like talkative players. After watching the replay of course, I took completely normal kb in the fight, but as with most hackusations, that would be beside the point. Gray did go on to make a few more excuses, View attachment 3182839
View attachment 3182840
View attachment 3182844
While white team's statement in the first screenshot was funny, I think the more notable screenshot was the second one. We traded hits in the fight (I got a doublehit but I was outgeared,) at about a 2 block distance. I don't know if this person has ever fought a 100ms player before, but ironically the middle ping range has the hits that are the most understandable by both high and low pingers, and my ping was quite normal. More importantly though, was my response, which prompted the following sequence of events which inspired the thread.
View attachment 3182841
bro has never heard of a casual player before lmaoo. Yeah so hes not wrong.
View attachment 3182843
image.png

If anyone were to look at the 2 players, it would be very easy to say that the first would probably beat the second, however stats don't equal skill.
also I normally dont make fun of stats but nice daily bro
View attachment 3182842
DAILY.png

and solo daily is even better


okay probably nobody found this funny except me but yes thread you're welcome
Lol
 
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