I ADDED TARRIFFS TO MY LOWBALLING BUINESS

It has accured to I, that over the last a few couple days, my lowballing buiness had had major tarriffs imposed once taking in account of currency manipulation. Thus I, being a reasonable person, decidiced to do some calculations.

The things that I bought while lowballing (trading and all) was worth 800m, and the money that I recieved from trading was 70m (I sold a failed item to a lowballer). Thus lest us heft take our trade defi--I mean tarrifs by the following calculation: 80/800, which is 10%, or 90% the otherway around.

These mindboggling globalist costumers have been scamming I and extorting my hard, nearly-unbearable work from my money-making method by oppossing a 90% tarrif against me; in retaliation I have deciceded to place me own ol' tarrifs on, that being 45% (though it'd be backwards to make them pay for it!!!1; not how it usually is).

When I had a costumer come up to me excitedly to sell their clean Terminator, I offered them a great deal. Quite literally, I subtracted my normal price being of a 30% lowball off (590m to 413m), and then subtracted again 45% of the left over being being from tarrifs (413*0.55=227.15m).

I kid you not, he instantly had a meldown like a globalist person, calling me an idiot and a scammer, and then he promtly left. However, I know, as leader, that he will be back.
 
BellCranelIsCute said:
It has accured to I, that over the last a few couple days, my lowballing buiness had had major tarriffs imposed once taking in account of currency manipulation. Thus I, being a reasonable person, decidiced to do some calculations.

The things that I bought while lowballing (trading and all) was worth 800m, and the money that I recieved from trading was 70m (I sold a failed item to a lowballer). Thus lest us heft take our trade defi--I mean tarrifs by the following calculation: 80/800, which is 10%, or 90% the otherway around.

These mindboggling globalist costumers have been scamming I and extorting my hard, nearly-unbearable work from my money-making method by oppossing a 90% tarrif against me; in retaliation I have deciceded to place me own ol' tarrifs on, that being 45% (though it'd be backwards to make them pay for it!!!1; not how it usually is).

When I had a costumer come up to me excitedly to sell their clean Terminator, I offered them a great deal. Quite literally, I subtracted my normal price being of a 30% lowball off (590m to 413m), and then subtracted again 45% of the left over being being from tarrifs (413*0.55=227.15m).

I kid you not, he instantly had a meldown like a globalist person, calling me an idiot and a scammer, and then he promtly left. However, I know, as leader, that he will be back.
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@GreenMiner33 thoughts
 
BellCranelIsCute said:
It has accured to I, that over the last a few couple days, my lowballing buiness had had major tarriffs imposed once taking in account of currency manipulation. Thus I, being a reasonable person, decidiced to do some calculations.

The things that I bought while lowballing (trading and all) was worth 800m, and the money that I recieved from trading was 70m (I sold a failed item to a lowballer). Thus lest us heft take our trade defi--I mean tarrifs by the following calculation: 80/800, which is 10%, or 90% the otherway around.

These mindboggling globalist costumers have been scamming I and extorting my hard, nearly-unbearable work from my money-making method by oppossing a 90% tarrif against me; in retaliation I have deciceded to place me own ol' tarrifs on, that being 45% (though it'd be backwards to make them pay for it!!!1; not how it usually is).

When I had a costumer come up to me excitedly to sell their clean Terminator, I offered them a great deal. Quite literally, I subtracted my normal price being of a 30% lowball off (590m to 413m), and then subtracted again 45% of the left over being being from tarrifs (413*0.55=227.15m).

I kid you not, he instantly had a meldown like a globalist person, calling me an idiot and a scammer, and then he promtly left. However, I know, as leader, that he will be back.
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how does this help reduce your insurmountable auction debt?
 
BellCranelIsCute said:
It has accured to I, that over the last a few couple days, my lowballing buiness had had major tarriffs imposed once taking in account of currency manipulation. Thus I, being a reasonable person, decidiced to do some calculations.

The things that I bought while lowballing (trading and all) was worth 800m, and the money that I recieved from trading was 70m (I sold a failed item to a lowballer). Thus lest us heft take our trade defi--I mean tarrifs by the following calculation: 80/800, which is 10%, or 90% the otherway around.

These mindboggling globalist costumers have been scamming I and extorting my hard, nearly-unbearable work from my money-making method by oppossing a 90% tarrif against me; in retaliation I have deciceded to place me own ol' tarrifs on, that being 45% (though it'd be backwards to make them pay for it!!!1; not how it usually is).

When I had a costumer come up to me excitedly to sell their clean Terminator, I offered them a great deal. Quite literally, I subtracted my normal price being of a 30% lowball off (590m to 413m), and then subtracted again 45% of the left over being being from tarrifs (413*0.55=227.15m).

I kid you not, he instantly had a meldown like a globalist person, calling me an idiot and a scammer, and then he promtly left. However, I know, as leader, that he will be back.
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you should do a lowballing trade war next
 
BellCranelIsCute said:
It has accured to I, that over the last a few couple days, my lowballing buiness had had major tarriffs imposed once taking in account of currency manipulation. Thus I, being a reasonable person, decidiced to do some calculations.

The things that I bought while lowballing (trading and all) was worth 800m, and the money that I recieved from trading was 70m (I sold a failed item to a lowballer). Thus lest us heft take our trade defi--I mean tarrifs by the following calculation: 80/800, which is 10%, or 90% the otherway around.

These mindboggling globalist costumers have been scamming I and extorting my hard, nearly-unbearable work from my money-making method by oppossing a 90% tarrif against me; in retaliation I have deciceded to place me own ol' tarrifs on, that being 45% (though it'd be backwards to make them pay for it!!!1; not how it usually is).

When I had a costumer come up to me excitedly to sell their clean Terminator, I offered them a great deal. Quite literally, I subtracted my normal price being of a 30% lowball off (590m to 413m), and then subtracted again 45% of the left over being being from tarrifs (413*0.55=227.15m).

I kid you not, he instantly had a meldown like a globalist person, calling me an idiot and a scammer, and then he promtly left. However, I know, as leader, that he will be back.
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that's complicated
i just give
- 1% tarriff per skyblock level
- 10% tariff if sb lvl 400+
- 1000% tariff if below sb lvl 100
 
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