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It was a normal day in Billy’s life, he logged on to hypixel skyblock, did some farming on his island and was working really hard at a 2m/h rate with his nether wart hoe. One day, after a week of grinding he finally got the 20m ish he needed to get the great bow he always admired, the juju short bow. He made a careful trip to the auction house with all of his purse, fearing anything could kill him, but he made it safely and bought the bow, he wasn’t done though, he needed enderman slayer level 3 to use it or whatever that was. But that wasn’t so hard, just ask a nice person to kill his t2 bosses while he tried to survive, easy enough. Now he needed to put some upgrades on it so he put some basic enchants, spiritual reforge and that was good enough for now. Lastly he needed something to pair it with, the mighty shadow assasin armor, aspired for many and hated from others so he went back to the nether wart hole. After putting more hours than he wanted to admit to his mom breaking crops in a video game he got the 3/4 shadow assasin with a zombie knight chest plate, he had read it was good and hopped on to dungeons.
The last time he had tried to do dungeons he had been bullied by the mobs and his team mates, he didn’t have any good gear back then, but this time it was gonna be different, he got the f5 carry he needed to use his armor and hopped on a party finder f5 rocking his new set, life was so easy now he could kill anything in the dungeon with ease, zooming through the rooms, so he said well f7 can’t be that bad and queued up for a party, little did he know it was a cata 34 party which had accidentally lowered the reqs, the dungeon started and something was off, the mobs weren’t dying so easily and the mini bosses where insta killing him, I might have forgot something he desperately thought, maybe they nerfed my juju, but his party was furious, “how have you died 5 times in 4 minutes of run” they said “go play among us you juju non” they also said, wait juju non? What’s that, why would they insult such a great and powerful weapon.
He logged off for the day confused as to why he had done so badly, he was so affected of what his party members had said he decided to take a one week break from the game. When he finally returned he decided to take a step back into f6, surely I can do that right? He thought but when he got into the floor something terrible happened “You need Enderman Slayer level V to use this item (5)” NO, this can’t be happening he thought, I only need level III, this must be a bug, he rushed to the fórmula to check the patch notes and sure enough there it was, they had buffed the requirement by 2 levels, something he could no longer do with tier 2s, why is this happening to me, he thought, why would they nerf juju, it affects so much people, but the damage was done, he couldn’t use his beloved weapon, he rushed to the forums to complain, describing the admins with words he had never used before, he was furious, all this work he had done was now useless, so he decided to log off and never log back on.
Word is that little Billy is still crying about the juju nerf, although it has positively affect his life, he was now touching grass and pulling girls, but the brain never forgets, and he never got over hypixel skyblock, but he still refused to log back on until juju is back where it belongs.
The last time he had tried to do dungeons he had been bullied by the mobs and his team mates, he didn’t have any good gear back then, but this time it was gonna be different, he got the f5 carry he needed to use his armor and hopped on a party finder f5 rocking his new set, life was so easy now he could kill anything in the dungeon with ease, zooming through the rooms, so he said well f7 can’t be that bad and queued up for a party, little did he know it was a cata 34 party which had accidentally lowered the reqs, the dungeon started and something was off, the mobs weren’t dying so easily and the mini bosses where insta killing him, I might have forgot something he desperately thought, maybe they nerfed my juju, but his party was furious, “how have you died 5 times in 4 minutes of run” they said “go play among us you juju non” they also said, wait juju non? What’s that, why would they insult such a great and powerful weapon.
He logged off for the day confused as to why he had done so badly, he was so affected of what his party members had said he decided to take a one week break from the game. When he finally returned he decided to take a step back into f6, surely I can do that right? He thought but when he got into the floor something terrible happened “You need Enderman Slayer level V to use this item (5)” NO, this can’t be happening he thought, I only need level III, this must be a bug, he rushed to the fórmula to check the patch notes and sure enough there it was, they had buffed the requirement by 2 levels, something he could no longer do with tier 2s, why is this happening to me, he thought, why would they nerf juju, it affects so much people, but the damage was done, he couldn’t use his beloved weapon, he rushed to the forums to complain, describing the admins with words he had never used before, he was furious, all this work he had done was now useless, so he decided to log off and never log back on.
Word is that little Billy is still crying about the juju nerf, although it has positively affect his life, he was now touching grass and pulling girls, but the brain never forgets, and he never got over hypixel skyblock, but he still refused to log back on until juju is back where it belongs.
