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Christ, I’m tired. I pulled myself away from the monitor in front of me. What time is it? How long have I been playing for? The red blades of light from an alarm clock cut through the darkness. Abstract shapes made of neon steadily melted into order as my eyes focused on the clock. God...

i gave lots of thought and i thunk (yes i know thats not the right word but i just said that to spite you) and i thunk “hey i have a solution!” Basically the bedwars players have an unlocked potential which can be found in a whopping 0% of grown adults, that being having the ability to be...

I still can't believe beloved Simon Hypixel himself would let this happen! Please excuse me for any grammatical errors I make, my eyes are full of tears right now! :hypixel_joy: June, 1945. I had just gotten Minecraft. Didn't bother trying to learn anything about the game prior to buying an...

First and foremost I'm Filipino. I'm sorry. There is a gaping hole in my soul knowing I am from the Philippines. I am very sad !, anx depression anxiety. If I had to choose, I would be any other kind of Asian BUT NOT THE PHILLIPINES! I'd even feel more fulfilled being Romanian because I'd be...

Top 10 favourite and best (translation for ameracins: favorite) shopkeeper By: nateap NUMBER ONE ZEROOO (TEN!!!)!!!!!!!!!! Name: item ship Item Shotp is soo cool. I like his design, he looks very cool but also, mysterious.. , Iten Shop is like me because I am also cool, and also...

Yeah okay maybe it'll make the post "LeSs EnTeRtaiNiNg" but it really just grinds my gears when he goes off about my favorite youtuber SammyGreen bedwars, spouting off nonsense like "his voice is cringe"! Like it literally isn't! Personally, BlastofScheetposter makes me cringe WAY TOO MUCH. like...

Hi, I'm really not sure if I'm the ******* in this situation, but I figured I would ask the Hypixel community for their thoughts. So, here's the deal: I(47M) haven't taken a shower in years. I know, I know, but hear me out. The shower(19M) in my home doesn't have an FKDR of at least 5 in...

As a former President of the United States, Barack Obama is a figure known around the world for his intelligence, charisma, and dedication to public service. It's no surprise, then, that many players of Hypixel Bedwars would love to see him represented as a shopkeeper skin in the game. For one...

Hi guy! I know what you're probably wondering: "Ok, what the flip is this, who the flip is natrap, and why am I here this!" or maybe "OMG, ANOTHER NATRAP BEDWARS RELATED EXTRAVAGANZA?" but most importantly, you are probably wondering... "GAH, NATRAP! WHERE THE BLOP HAVE YOU BEEN?!" well, I'm...

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After 20 seconds of pure concentration, brainstorming and deep thought I have a theory on the true meaning of bedwars... please get some snacks, and be as snug as a bug in a rug because you'll need all the comfort possible after this theory... So, basically bedwars is a representation of...

HELLO guys, I'm natrap... I've noticed that I'm now completely irrelevant and little to no forum user will understand my deep and philosophical bedwars posts. I've used up all my brain power on such posts and I fear I won't able to reach my goal of making a full 12 hour rotation and have 3AM in...

Hello gus I have a girlfriend in case you are wondering how this is what happened do I was playing bedwars and I broked the beds like pro going through the orchestra map really fast like my best friend sonic the hechhog and Sally from my class saw my pro skill at bedwars and she was really...

"Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions...

Hey. it's been a while. I've been spending a lot of my time coping, seething, even malding. The dream themed coping method I was going off about a while back is only helping a miniscule bit more than vanilla coping. I'm at rock bottom. This cannot get any worse. And I don't see this getting any...

penguins if you think about it are really a majestic creature. the way their head developed over millions of years really shows how amazing evolution is. however, you may realize that penguins are a rather unappreciated life form in the vastness of our globe. what better way to show our...

hey yuh goofy goobers, im sure you all have heard of planet (A.K.A palnet), who is fairly well known in the bedwars forum community. I notice that opinions about him are somewhat mixed. I see people saying that he's (negatively) a goofy fellow, and...

//TW: BAD WORDS// Swearing is really huge issue in today's society, but it's ignored by the vast majority of the world's population. In my humble opinion, stuff like this should NOT be tolerated. When people swear, ot might be used to offend someone. What can happen is when you swear at...

(BASED ON REAL EVENTS) I had a dream last night. It wasn't like any normal dream either. It was vital to pooposting quality. IT WAS IMPORTANT. So I just posted a new poopost on Hypixel forums. I don't know why I was dreaming about this, but that's what happened. I then was reading the...

Bedwars. We've all heard of it. It's one of Minecraft's most iconic minigames. Bedwars is what some people call an Eggwars copy. It kind of is to be honest. However, Eggwars used the idea of Money wars, and Money wars also was a spin-off of the original Bedwars. All the minigames I've just...