1. Looni

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    Hello, Loonitick here. As a veteran player of smash heroes, I have noticed many trends among the greatest players. The key to their skill is actually something that isn't unimaginable for the normal player.

    The true key to skill in smash heroes, and even other games in general, is muscle.

    "yo, uh, you stupid or something?"
    yea. but I'm not wrong!
    For example, let us take our #1 Smash Heroes Player BKLYN_Warlord. This mans absolutely works out his arms, a result of his long time grinding smash heroes. His guns are massive. It's said that the people in Florida aren't actually scared of the coming hurricane because BKLYN_Warlord out here gonna push it away.

    Another example is 1Kick234. Have you seen that guy's neck? Guy can look into the future, which was why his ability to play Shoop was top level.

    And age isn't much of a factor here. Stolyy is easily the best younger player playing right now. Guy does tennis so he's obviously gotta have some TIGHT legs.

    Another great example would be Joko. As you know, not all muscle is in your arms and legs, of course... Joko's strength comes from his mega muscular brain. The biggest brain out of all Smash Heroes players, and it shows in both his ego and in his ability to abuse the meta.


    Stay fit :cool:
     
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    So is Joko's thicc cardboard box head as a result of his vigorous training :O?
     
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  4. Want to get good at smash heroes?

    Repress that urge and play a better game
     
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  6. But what about the EYES
     
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    Thanks for the tips.
     
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  8. So @Botmon is the greatest Smash Heroes player, he has the biggest brain and muscles. He found a way to control bats, he built a flying car that somehow steers while only being propelled by a single jet booster at the back, he beat Spooderman in hand to hand combat even though Spooderman is much stronger than him, he can throw Botarangs faster than ride the lightning, a literal beam of light. He worked out and trained his mind so hard that he achieved perfect physical and mental condition
     
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  9. im actually underweight

    but really the key to being a good smash player is to be an excellent pilot.
     
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    At a certain point, you lose the need for simplistic earthly senses such as sight.

    True smashers can smell, taste, and feel when a void teleports behind them saying "it's nothing personal kid".
     
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  11. you dont need muscles. you just need to pick up a range hero and play defensive as much you can. or if you dont waste your time learning how to play defensive you can pick void and start to spinning fast around the map and teleporting into the enemy face saying: Pekaboo.
     
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    regardless, defensive style works best in the hands of muscly players.
     
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  13. musle
     
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  14. Marsigne

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    What do you mean?
     
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  15. You're so ugly
     
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    Teleport

    b e h i n d

    them
     
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    Imagine putting a video game in front of your physical ability.
     
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  19. Actually my legs are in pretty good shape from running cross country, which allows me to run away with Shoop at superhuman levels.
     
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    Can you crack your neck. Like if you stretch it does it make crack noises.
     
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