1. TheHorla

    TheHorla Well-Known Member

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    Why the /s?
     
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  2. schloomp

    schloomp Well-Known Member

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    What a time to come back
     
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  3. Totum

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    Wat
     
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  4. Skrimiche

    Skrimiche Well-Known Member

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    I thougjt he was joking .-.
     
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  5. SupremeCourt

    SupremeCourt Well-Known Member

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    jeez you only started writing at this very moment
     
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  6. I hate to be that guy but since there's going to be an advantage to seeing the day end post first can we get an exact time so I can make sure I don't miss it?
     
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  7. Mito-chan

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    Here's the puzzle to entertain yourselves:
    These will be all songs. Give us the songs in your PM and there will be a code that follows to get your prize.

    "Anything your ... will come to you..."

    "I am not throwin' away ...!"

    "No ... sarcasm in the ...
    ... leave them ... alone"

    "Take my ..., stop put ... on the jukebox"

    "Some folks live on the ...,
    in apartment buildings high ...!
    ... live ... down the hall,"

    "You got own DNA
    Came ...
    Never sure ... you ...
    Endosymbiotically"
     
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  8. Ryast

    Ryast Well-Known Member

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    gottem
     
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  9. Mito-chan

    Mito-chan Well-Known Member

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    lalala

    oayk xexed
     
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  10. LatiasMay

    LatiasMay Active Member

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    too easy.
     
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  11. Mitochondria

    Mitochondria Well-Known Member

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    is that the code, or did you have a stroke?
     
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  12. Ryast

    Ryast Well-Known Member

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    both
     
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  13. DragonKing87

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    As the extremely long lived sun finally sunk behind the horizon... The pumpkins decided that they had to do something to get off the island... with the money of course...

    "If we can all agree, how about we change this game a bit compared to the other dozens of times we've been randomly put in a game of death; let's just all be gentlemen and split the money."

    At least that's what Dom had meant to say. Instead, it came out a bit more like, "I'm going to slaughter everyone of you in your sleep and escape this island with the cash..."

    While all of the Pumpkins shared the sentiment with Dom... something was just... strange about him?

    He was wearing a Pumpkin costume... it wasn't like he was some *spit* gourd, so why was it that they couldn't stand him...

    "Well, if no one objects, how about we just kill Dom?"

    "Fair enough"

    The only problem was, how might they go about killing someone? It wasn't as if they had brought anything with them, or had time to search the island for weapons...

    "Hey Dragon, how might we hypothetically kill someone?"

    And if summoned by a third-rate Chinese knockoff discounted Genie's Bottle, Dragon appeared... well he didn't actually, but since none of the pumpkins could pull down their zipper, and their Pumpkin costumes contained no holes, they were going a bit... creative with thirst and hunger...

    "I have an idea... what if we pick up some rocks... and HIT HIM TIL HE DIES!"

    "Cool with me"

    But at just that moment... the townies noticed an ancient remnant of a bygone era...

    "Is that.."

    "Could it be..."

    "I just wanted a piece of dialog for this day end post"

    It was the base of the Pumpkin Pie'er 3000...

    "I've heard legends of such a machine... capable of smashing the innards of any vegetable..."

    ...

    ...

    "Well, don't look a gift murder machine in the mout.. uh... gears?... killing method?... the phrase kind of broke down midway through.."

    ...

    After flailing around for a bit, the Pumpkins grabbed Dom... and threw him into the Machine...

    However there was.. a small.. well actually too large of a problem.

    While the Pumpkin Pie'er 3000 was quite efficient for the brutal killing of Pumpkins and other varyingly sized vegetables, they had forgotten that they weren't actually Pumpkins...

    "Well... I'm out of ideas... Lava?"

    "Lava"

    And with that Dom was thrown into the lava on the side of the island.

    But for some strange reason nothing happened

    "Uhm... Dom? You okay down there?"

    ...

    And this time, Dragon actually did show up.

    "YOU ALL DRAGGED ME OUT IN THE COLD TO EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW TO KILL SOMEONE. FOR HEAVENS SAKES THIS HAS NEVER BEEN AN ISSUE BEFORE."

    What the pumpkins didn't know was their costumes were made out of military grade steel infused costume material stuff (what are costumes even made out of?)...

    "Can we just end day already Dragon?"

    "Sure. All you need to do to kill someone is... uh... alright give me five minutes..."

    The sun had been completely hidden behind the horizon now...

    "So.. is this a no lynch Dragon"

    "NO. Just wait.. pull Dom up for now..."


    So they pulled Dom up. By this point Dragon had no idea how to kill Dom and he was running out of ideas about how to extend the day end post any more...

    "So... uh.. do we get to go home if we can't kill anyone?"

    *Bang bang... bang bang bang... bang... bang... Bang (exclamation point)*

    A single bullet-hole was planted squarely through Dom's forehead... which would have been fine... except they hadn't actually pulled Dom up yet...

    Sinking into the lava (air pressure and such, it's far to complex physics for me to create a legitimate reason), Dom was gone...

    "Okay well that's one problem solved. Night all."

    Who knows. Feel free to go swimming in the lava and find out for yourself...
    He was the ???, the ???


    Day 1 has ended. Night 1 has begun. Night 1 will last for 24 hours or until all actions are submitted.
     
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  14. Mitochondria

    Mitochondria Well-Known Member

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    what
     
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  15. Ryast

    Ryast Well-Known Member

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    well darn
     
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  16. Noob mod banned him because he is correct about how Watchdog succs.
     
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  17. Ryast

    Ryast Well-Known Member

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    this looks like mroe tjhan a single gunshot
     
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  18. 1-0

    1-0

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    wtf
     
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  19. AshesKetchup

    AshesKetchup Well-Known Member

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    Who was he
     
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  20. No flips no regrets
     
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