1. ChrisX3

    ChrisX3 Well-Known Member

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    Dragon said Day was starting
    He's been offline for 40 min

    y u do dis
     
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  2. DragonKing87

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    The 7th day...

    Some consider it holy, or even the beginning... but this day... will be the end... Almost... it will actually probably last another day but that's not as dramatic...


    The six final... final six... six... hmm... fantastic six?... pumpkins exited their homes...

    Standing in the middle of the town square, in the same spot as they left him, was @ChrisX3 ... still donned with that white hat... however it appeared that there were blood stains on the rim...

    "Hahahahha so town, now you hav...

    "So uh... how long have you been standing there?"

    "What?"

    "Well I mean, it's almost 11:30, have you been standing there all morning?"

    "What? That doesn't matter... as I was saying, you..."

    "Did you even eat anything for breakfast? It's unhealthy to skip eating a meal, and it causes increased weight gain, plus irritable behavior!"

    "CAN I FINISH MY SPEECH"

    "No need to shout..."


    ChrisX3 stood in the middle of the town... but beside him... was @Remoraid !!!

    "Oh... what.. a.. surprise... who.. would... have... guessseeed..."

    "No need to be sarcastic..."

    "Oh.. no... what... ever... will... we... doooo..."


    "AHEM"

    "Y'know, somebody told me that bad things happen to Pwincesses that try and win. Remember that 25% Remoraid?"

    Chris, and the entire town turned to look at Remoraid... what.. oh no... NO.. NOOOOOOOOOO


    Did I mention it was raining? It's raining now...


    Standing in the rain, was not a pumpkin... but....


    A blue-ish silver fish...

    "WHAAAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE PWINCSS REMORAID?"

    "Blub-blub"

    "YOU LIED TO US"

    ...

    ...

    "Blub... Blub-blub blub blub.. Blub blub..."



    The fish began to sparkle... ooo is this going to be an awesome magical transformation scene? I love these!


    Chris was thrown off the platform... asteroids began to fall from the sky... flames spread throughout the town...

    "BLUB BLUB... BLUB BLUB BLUB! Blub blub... *single tear rolls down cheek* blub.. blub blub... BLUB BLUB BLUB!


    The spot where the fish was standing exploded into flames... and out of the ashes rose.... A shinier... pinkish purple fish...


    "BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB!"


    Chris walked up and stabbed the fish with his knife

    Remoraid was The Flying Pumpkin (Fish) Who Is Slightly Less Royal Than Certain Other Pumpkins, the Neutral Nerfed Pwincess...


    "Well... that was kind of anti-climatic..."


    The Town Folks turned their eyes to Dragon, the mod...

    "So... you going to get to the other deaths?..."


    Well... I'm kind of burnt out after that post... Uhm... Oh wait Chris has something to say *slides out the back door*...

    "I RULE THIS TOWN!"

    "But... but we still outnumber you... couldn't... couldn't we just like, all rush you and grab the knife?"

    "That's not how this works... anyways, Dragon, hit the epic montage music..."



    *Chris grabs microphone hanging down from the roof of the filming studio*

    Risin' up, back in the town
    Bid my time, took my chances
    Went the distance
    Now I'm back on the top
    Just a gourd and his will to survive
    So many times, it happens too fast
    You trade your passion for glory
    Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
    You must fight just to keep them alive
    It's the stem of the pumpkin
    It's the thrill of the fight
    Risin' up to the challenge
    Of our rival
    And the last known survivor
    Stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watching us all with the
    Stem of the pumpkin
    Face to face, out in the patch
    Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry (not for other veggies though)
    They stack the odds
    Still we take to the patch
    For the kill with the skill to survive!..

    ...

    ...

    The poor.. poor townies...

    The sound of the singing instantly brought them all to the ground (well they're already on the ground and all since they're pumpkins but let's avoid that small fact)...

    When it was finally over, only four of the pumpkins remained... the other two were in so much agony listening to Chris's singing, they ran off the cliff that's conveniently placed near the side of the patch, off into the ocean waves below... Didn't I mention? This is an island... a pumpkin patch island... that has hills surrounding it... that also is a filming studio... DANG IT PLOT HOLES... Just it's an island and stuff...

    Luckily for town, @Mitochondria , who was already killed days ago, magically is alive again! Do you know why? Because money... did you know this is being televised too over 3 million people? It's like Lost! But it actually makes sense... sort of... anyways, we did a poll and the fans voted that they wanted Mito to being returned to the island, so hey, it's worth it, plus so far the TV Ratings are booming... At this rate Garry might even get paid!

    ...

    Also for the sake of myself, I'll say Mitochondria happened to have the role list that includes the names and roles of every player in his back pocket, and he informed you guys...

    @mvemjsunp8 was The Flying Pumpkin Who Went To Medical School But Got Kicked Out After He And His Partner Made A Fatal Mistake On The State Governor; Was Only Accepted By His Home Town Afterword’s, the Town Doctor...

    And the other guy was.. wait hang on... @Dark Pit ... he was The Flying Pumpkin That Got Denied Entrance To The Police Academy But Refuses To Give Up His Dream Of Busting Criminals, the Town Lookout!

    And since every other mod did it, I'll say this is LYLO, or whatever it's called... Like I needed to tell you that... Also since you all made it to the top 10, I'm contractually obliged to tell you that you're getting invited to the next season free of charge...


    7 Players Remain... Day ends in 48 hours (ha no) or until someone gets 4 votes...



    Also for anyone interested, popularity rankings are below


    1st. The_Machine_5000: 347,826 votes
    2nd. Remoraid: 296,547 votes
    3rd. 10000 Jelly Doughtnuts: 266, 317 votes
    4th: Aidan1600904: 230, 637 votes
    ...
    29th: ChrisX3:, 1,537 votes


    ChrisX3 is reportedly facing up to 2 years in jail, plus $250,000 in fines, after being arrested for multiple crimes, including "Singing with the Intent to Harm" and "Reckless Action which resulted in Massive Public Hearing Loss"...
     
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  3. ChrisX3

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    That timing xD
     
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  4. Well, I guess we get outvoted today
     
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  5. Taboo

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    Hey I am back !!!
     
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  6. Mito-chan

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    will kill chris when mafia for 2016 kthxbai
     
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  7. ChrisX3

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    "AND HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE STEEEEEEEM

    OF THE PUMPKIN"
    I didn't request the Eye of the Tiger flavor but I like it.

    Big fan.
     
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  8. I said no, don't kill remo, but nobody listens to me. [Vote]Jelly[/vote]
     
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  9. ChrisX3

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    You wanted to see us fail.

    Plus, you were a protective role, so your death was necessary.
     
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  10. ChrisX3

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    Yeah, okay
    I told you to kill Aidan and you attacked Machine anyways. And guess what? Now we lost.
     
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  11. Mito-chan

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    But how could you do this to a Pwincess
     
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  12. [Vote] Fluffy [/vote]
     
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  13. This is why you never admit being evil.
     
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  15. ChrisX3

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    Because I play to my wincon ;P
    My plan worked just fine.
    My nightkill plan worked as well. And then Jelly didn't follow it.
     
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  16. Mito-chan

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    ALWAYS ACCOUNT FOR HUMAN FAILURE
     
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  17. *ERROR
     
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  18. ChrisX3

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    Let's see, who should I vote for
    Uh

    [Vote] Mitochondria [/Vote]
    Sounds good to me
    It was pretty obvious that Machine was going to be protected
     
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  19. ERROR: I didn't quite catch that.

    [Vote] Mito [/Vote]
     
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  20. Mitochondria

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    what?

    @The_Machine_5000 can you give me a quick summary of the past day and the roles of all the town people still alive? I haven't really kept up with the thread.
     
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