1. Skrimiche

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    We were just bantering in a PM and the idea hit me xP

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  2. Mito-chan

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    Should we start the restaurant jokes now?
     
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  3. Skrimiche

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    Nah we'd have to make a special genre of jokes just for Dragon

    But if I were to guess he's probably outside frolicking in the pumpkin patch singing his heart out
     
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  4. ChrisX3

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    Dragon likely stopped by dudebo's house for some of his cookies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    No. That's a Spongebob reference. Bad.
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  5. Dragon had to go eat,
    Another host has fallen victim to the dinner virus! It must be contagious!
    All future hosts are required to get their dinner flu shots before starting the game.
     
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  6. Dangerish

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    how do you have enough time for both mafia and spongebob I don't even have enough time for mafia
     
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  7. Dangerish

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    REALLY OFFENSIVE JOKE I ALMOST POSTED
     
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  8. DragonKing87

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    The town had absolutely no idea who to lynch...

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    A single voice rang out through the crowd...

    "AIDAN IS EVIL BECAUSE OF REASONS"

    "Reasons?"

    "AIDAN IS EVIL BECAUSE HE IS EVIL I TARGETED HIM AND HE IS EVIL"

    @KTthecreeper shouted among the crowd...


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    "So why is Aidan "evil" kt?" ...

    "I can't tell you my role but he is evil..."


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    ...


    Day continued like this for nearly 40 hours (I'm pretty sure something's messed up with the sun but let's ignore that for now...)...

    "Can we just lynch KT or something I want to go to bed already..."

    "Sure..."

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    KTthecreeper was dragged towards the Pumpkin Pie'er 3000, looking calm and collected... until it hit...

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    "HOW DARE YOU LYNCH ME YOU FILTHY VEGGIES, YOU CAN NOT KILL ME, I AM IMMORTAL!!!"

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    The town threw Kt into the Pie'er, and a few minutes later out popped a... wait what?

    Nothing popped out?

    You sure about that??? Just a puff of smoke??? What? This isn't in the script???

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    ....


    ....


    "Dragon are we getting his role or not?"

    GIVE ME A MINUTE, IT'S NOT EASY AD LIBBING THESE DAY END POSTS....


    ...


    "HehhehehhehehheHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA"

    "What's that?" "I Think Dragon lost his sanity again, this post so far is pretty lazy..."

    "YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME? I AM THE MIGHTY KT*... NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN NOT GET RID OF ME"

    (*All characters and names are fictional, and any and all names that coincide with real people are purely coincidental.)

    "HOW COULD YOU KILL ME, A FELLOW TOWNIE.... WHY ARE YOU SO PREJUDICED AGAINST ME... WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE, I KNOW MAYBE MY FIRST GAMES WEREN'T THE BEST, BUT I'VE TRIED, I'VE TRIED TO IMPROVE... please.. just give me a chance..."

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    "I.. I just want to play, why do you guys have to target me.. I just want to play.. but... "

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    What had the town done...

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    With heavy hearts they went to investigate the home of Kt...

    Inside they found everything normal... Food.. Books to help him improve in Mafia... a cauldron... a cauldron? What? Speaking of which, why were there empty bottles everywhere? They had assumed Kt has a little alchohol problem... Actually, they were a little surprised now they looked around... Black cats, broomsticks, orange paint... How didn't they notice Kt was a humanoid... Must have been the orange paint... good brand too...

    So what was Kt?

    "For this being the fourteenth game you guys sure haven't gotten much better at judging people..."

    "So... you were the normaliser..."

    "NO I WASN'T UHG FINE I WAS THE NEUTRAL WITCH"

    "So we didn't kill a townie?..."

    "I give up I'm going back to Narnia..."

    "So we didn't kill a townie..."

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    "WE DIDN'T KILL A TOWNIE!"

    After talking to the dead Kt for a bit more, the town determined he was The Flying Witch On A Broomstick Who Was Always Harassed For Not Being Very Good At Magic Other Than Mind Control, the Neutral Witch...

    With a newfound joy in their hearts, the the town retired to their homes, for a night of peaceful sleep...

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    How long will some of them remain asleep?

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    Night 4 lasts for 24 hours, or until all night actions are submitted... 19 players remain...
     
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  9. Dangerish

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    dragon you're dank af I hope you know that
     
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  10. Nz_Slimeables

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    I was smworried we had lost our "No townies lynched" status
     
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  11. SupremeCourt

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    Dragon these posts are amazing
     
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  12. SupremeCourt

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    Wow we are really good at random lynching
     
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  13. ChrisX3

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    wat

    I mean... uh... he knew he was scum and that's why I hammered him...
    Yeah...

    I thought he was God from Game VIII because of the immortal thing xD

    (the gifs are destroying my phone send help pls)
     
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  14. gather witch is uh
    tos witch

    if so then OH GOD GOOD


    second though what about the role breaking.. hmm
     
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  15. ChrisX3

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    I've been watching SpongeBob for like 12 years
    +reruns upon reruns

    One does not forget dank SpongeBob references.

    Wait...
    I just thought of something...
    Why don't we take the scum
    And push them somewhere else
     
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  16. Dangerish

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    HA I KNOW THAT ONE BECAUSE MEMES YES
     
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  17. ChrisX3

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    Uhhhh
    Time to switch shows

    This is where I'd put my scum victories...
    IF I HAD ONE
     
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  18. Dangerish

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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. KTthecreeper

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    I CANNOT DIE I AM THE MIGHTY KT MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA TIME TO GO OUT INTO THE SUNSET ON MY MAGICAL BROOMSITCK AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH


    *I just can't win ;-;*
     
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  20. XCVigilance

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    When I hear "witch" I start thinking of @Freyyaa
    (It's just a joke, don't kill me plz ;-; )
    (Seriously don't)
    I think I made a bad choice help
     
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