got an hpc forum badge so im doubling my forum activity. will now make a new status every six months

stop making polls "must vote to see results" + "vote publicly visible". 0 need for it 99% of the time, private ballot exists for a reason

as a sarcastic douchebag i often come across a problem where I can't find any forum ratings to leave that wouldn't be construed as sarcastic

should skywars get an update? debate thread here: https://hypixel.net/threads/the-forums-hate-skywars.1025425/

upgrading my forum behavior from biting sarcasm to biting sarcasm communicated through classy satire

continuing my well established trend of starting stories i never finish: https://hypixel.net/threads/faced-with-kings-story.875126/

if your poll has viewing results without voting off and leaves votes public, i am going to vote against whatever you want. stop it.

new forum goal: obtain a wat rating

ppl who play blitz please vote https://hypixel.net/threads/blitz-poll-help-newer-players.858247/

when you want to sass everyone on the forums 24/7 but you're yt rank and player council so you gotta reel it in

if any blitz players want to consider this suggestion: https://hypixel.net/threads/blitz-poll-reducing-the-advanced-kit-tax.847964/

oh wow i haven't made a like farm status for over two months

forums are much more fun when you're a randy

but techno, reach hacks don't exist on hypixe=-aihdfoslajfhgbsszxdl leave me alone how ignorant of cheats can you get lmaooo

this forum account is pretty much exclusively for making fun of people nowadays

also stop PMing me i have 304 unread ones i give up i cant forum

alright PSA for all the ppl trying to 'make amends': if i trash your opinion on the forums, it isn't a personal feud

the amount of ppl that are like "we totally support free speech... unless it's something I don't like" fml

when people hear edgy remarks elsewhere and then apply them in irrelevant circumstances to justify censorship http://imgur.com/WNCMwio