Kroatia
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Kroatia

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poof Aug 24, 2016

Kroatia was last seen:
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    1. Kroatia
      Kroatia
      poof
      1. Blitzle
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        ded
        Dec 1, 2018
    2. Camellia
      Camellia
      nice signature LMAO
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    3. DeadUser9001
      DeadUser9001
      i dare you to get 100 nerds to huggle u (atm ur at 98) I DARE U!
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      2. Kroatia
        Kroatia
        Haha it won't happen(it will though :P)
        May 17, 2016
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      2. Kroatia
        Kroatia
        No u
        May 2, 2016
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      PewPewLasers
      Thanks for following me.
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    8. Zayk132
      Zayk132
      Bae
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    10. Economics
      Economics
      OWWWLLLLLL WEE NEEED TO PLAAYYYYY MW SOMEEEEE TIMEEEEEEE :DDDD
    11. Kroatia
      Kroatia
      Tristam is da best
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      Zayk132
      First bae
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    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

    M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

    along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.