1. Grab your head. 2. Tighten your grip on your head. 3. Jerk it sideways so neck breaks. 4. You have a crooked head. 5. If you thought this sounded dirty you probably have a messed up mind like me, I'm typing this as I just read it and I feel ashamed of myself for how dirty that sounded but please don't take it in a dirty way. kthxbuy